Summing Up My Week… (05/12/13-05/19/13)

…because you have other shizz to do.
Where I’ve been this week on the www.
All summed up so you can move on with your life.
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Summing up week of 051213 on @LetMeStart #embarrassing moment #thesextalk #giveaway and some favorites

WHERE I WAS:

I reached 10,000 Facebook Fans, so am giving away $400 in prizes HERE.

On InThePowderRoom HERE making you glad you weren’t me saying what I was saying to my parents during dinner one night. (prepare to cringe)

This weekend (the 18th-19th) I was in Brattleboro, Vermont for a book signing. I’ll post about that this week, but I can say this: I LOVE YOU, VERMONT!

I try to hop onto the #SpikedPunch Twitter Party every Sunday at 9pm EST. Join me!

STUFF I LOVED THIS WEEK:

@TheNDM makes her own fun HERE.

FAVORITE TWEETS:

BLOG SPONSORS:

I have 4 wonderful blog sponsors. Please help me show them some love by checking them out & Liking them on Facebook & Twitter.

My Pretty Chic Boutique = Etsy shop of stone & bead jewelry that I covet.
Carpool Goddess = Tales of a modern mom.
Daughter-in-Law Diaries = Advice, support, community for DILs.
Splendid Junk Vintage = Etsy shop of lovely vintage goods.

Okay, now I think that’s everything. Back to your regularly-scheduled weekending…

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The Most Uncomfortable Dinner Conversation in the History of the World

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever said in front of your parents?

For me, one conversation comes to mind. Despite the fact that I’ve tried to burn it from my memory for many years now.

You see, my parents didn’t talk to us kids about sex. Ever.

Other than one very specific conversation during which my father felt the pressure to say the phrase “sexual intercourse” in front of me in the second most uncomfortable conversation I’ve ever had with them, I don’t even think I heard either of them ever even say the word “sex” in the past 37 years I’ve been on this planet.

“Gender” – yes.

“Behind” – yes.

That’s as close as it got.

So I was woefully unprepared for, well, Life. And speaking.

Today I’m sharing a story that explains the fallout of such ignorance on InThePowderRoom. CLICK HERE to read it and watch a train wreck of a conversation, and tell me over there if you’ve ever had the same kind of thing happen to you.

Good God I hope not.

Why You Should Talk to Your Kids About Sex by @LetMeStart

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Kim’s 10K Giveaway: Who Wants $400 in Prizes?

On February 17th, 2011, I started my Let Me Start By Saying Facebook Fan page with a couple of test posts, then this: 

First LMSBS Status Update

No one “Liked” it.
No one “Shared” it.
No one commented.

But that didn’t stop this train.

I kept writing on my blog, kept sharing those posts on Facebook, kept putting up (blurry) pictures & status updates that gave my readers more access to me.

I vowed to get better. To listen. To keep trying.

I loved discovering other writers, bloggers, interesting people on Facebook.  It introduced me to some who became my real-life friends, confidantes, writing partners. 

I shared things that stirred me – in good, bad, and funny ways.

Conversations began, continued, grew.

The “Likes” grew.
The “Shares” grew.
The comments grew.

I got better. I continued trying to be even better than that.

I was a fellow fan. I was a fellow blogger. I was a blogger with fans. These www relationships blossomed into something more than I ever thought they could be. They took a hold of something inside of me that needed holding, and it felt great.

We’d chat over this blue and white fence that separates our yards in this vast town of Zuckerberg. Commiserating, advising, entertaining.

It was something I looked forward to from the first time it happened. I still feel the same way, every single day.

I had hoped, as a girl working hard to transition from stay-at-home-mom to professional writer, that I  would learn from relationships that grew while I built up a platform on which to share my voice. That I could grow to a point that I could somehow express my gratitude to those who kept Liking and Sharing and Commenting from the beginning.  

And now I can.

Last week I reached the milestone of 10,000 Facebook fans.

That’s 9,995 more people than I expected (I can always depend on 3 of my friends, a sister-in-law and myself to “Like” stuff I do online).

I do believe it is officially time to celebrate.

Yes, I’ll continue to listen, learn, and try to get better every day. But let me take a moment to show my appreciation to you all for being here. We can get back to talking over the fence in just a few minutes.


A Thank You #Giveaway on @LetMeStart

What better way to thank those who stick around, than by giving them free stuff I love?

I’m giving away 4 bags full of prizes, worth $100 each

Four of my “Too Much Whine. Not Enough Wine.” tote bags are crammed with goodies like gift cards, mugs, autographed books and more. A gaggle of wonderful friends – all of whom I met online – have donated generously, as outlined below.

There will be 4 winners chosen, each one taking home one of these 4 bags full of awesome:

BAG#1

$30 Amazon.com Gift Card (courtesy of me)
30 dollar Amazon gift card

Courtesy of The Midget Man of Steel, Rodney Lacoix:
1 Autographed (including a drawing!) paperback copy of Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka)

Courtesy of Moms Who Drink and Swear’s Nikki Knepper:
1 Autographed paperback copy of Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind, by Nicole Knepper.

Courtesy of author Rosanne Kurstedt:
1 Autographed hardcover copy of And I Thought About You by Rosanne Kurstedt

Courtesy of My Life and Kid’s Anna Luther:
1 Kindle eBook of 75 Ways to Have More Fun at Home, by Anna Luther

Courtesy of Abby Has Issues’ Abby:
1 Autographed paperback copy of Abby Has Issues, by Abby Heugel

Courtesy of Jen, creator of IJustWantToPeeAlone.com & the I Just Want to Pee Alone Facebook Community:
I JUST WANT TO PEE ALONE mug.

BAG #2

$20 Amazon.com Gift Card (courtesy of me)
20 dollar Amazon gift card

Courtesy of Wendy Nielsen:
1 $25 Starbucks Gift Card
25 dollar Starbucks gift card

Courtesy of Mike Adamick:
1 paperback copy of: Dad’s Book of Awesome Projects: From Stilts and Super-Hero Capes to Tinker Boxes and Seesaws, 25+ Fun Do-It-Yourself Projects for Families, by Mike Adamick.

Courtesy of Robin’s Chicks’ Robin O’Bryant:
1 Autographed paperback copy of Ketchup Is A Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves, by Robin O’Bryant

Courtesy of author Peyton Price:
1 Autographed paperback copy of Suburban Haiku: Christmas Special, byt Peyton Price

Courtesy of Jen, creator of IJustWantToPeeAlone.com & the I Just Want to Pee Alone Facebook Community:
1 Autographed (by Jen of People I Want to Punch in the Throat & me) paperback copy of I JUST WANT TO PEE ALONE

Courtesy of My Life and Kid’s Anna Luther:
1 Kindle eBook of 75 Ways to Have More Fun at Home, by Anna Luther

Courtesy of Mommy Shorts’ Ilana Wiles:
1 Mommy Shorts Mug (as seen in Baby Mugging!)

BAG#3

$10 Amazon Gift Card (courtesy of me)
10 dollar Amazon gift card

Courtesy of Scary Mommy Jill Smokler:
1 Autographed hardcover copy of Motherhood Comes Naturally (and Other Vicious Lies), by Jill Smokler

1 Autographed hardcover copy of Confessions of a Scary Mommy: An Honest and Irreverent Look at Motherhood – The Good, The Bad, and the Scary, by Jill Smokler

Courtesy of Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva’s Susan McLean:
1 $20 bottle of red wine
red wine

Courtesy of author Peyton Price:
1 Autographed paperback copy of Suburban Haiku: Christmas Special, by Peyton Price

Courtesy of Mommy Shorts’ Ilana Wiles:
1 Mommy Shorts Mug (as seen in Baby Mugging!)

Courtesy of My Life and Kid’s Anna Luther:
1 Kindle eBook of 75 Ways to Have More Fun at Home, by Anna Luther

Courtesy of Robin’s Chicks’ Robin O’Bryant:
1 Autographed paperback copy of Ketchup Is A Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves, by Robin O’Bryant

Courtesy of Abby Has Issues’ Abby:
1 Autographed paperback copy of Abby Has Issues, by Abby Heugel

BAG#4

$10 Zazzle.com Gift Card (courtesy of me)
10 Zazzle Gift Card for the LetMeStartBySaying Gift Shop

Courtesy of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures’ Amber Dusick:
1 Autographed hardcover copy of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures, by Amber Dusick

Courtesy of Ninja Mom Blog’s Nicole Leigh Shaw:
1 handmade (by Nicole!) Duck Tape purse
1 Autographed copy of a popular NinjaMom blog post
1 $15 Starbucks Gift Card
Duck Tape Purse and 15 dollar Starbucks Card

Courtesy of Bad Parenting Moments’ Bethany:
Vino2go Wine Tumbler on Etsy, customized with your monogram.
Vino2go Wine Tumblers on Etsy

Courtesy of Mike Adamick:
1 paperback copy of Dad’s Book of Awesome Projects: From Stilts and Super-Hero Capes to Tinker Boxes and Seesaws, 25+ Fun Do-It-Yourself Projects for Families, by Mike Adamick.

Courtesy of My Life and Kid’s Anna Luther:
1 Kindle eBook of 75 Ways to Have More Fun at Home, by Anna Luther

Courtesy of Jen, creator of IJustWantToPeeAlone.com & the I Just Want to Pee Alone Facebook Community:
1 Autographed paperback copy of Spending The Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat, by Jen of PIWTPITT.

Entering to WIN is easy! Just use the Rafflecopter box below to see the contest rules and the different options for multiple entries.
Good luck…

And THANK YOU.

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Summing Up My Week… (05/05/13-05/12/13)

…because you have other shizz to do.
Where I’ve been this week on the www.
All summed up so you can move on with your life.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Summing up 050513-051213 #openletter #MothersDay

WHERE I WAS:

Wrote an open letter to Good Morning America HERE (they still haven’t acknowledged it, despite the many, many retweets & shares tagging them).

On InThePowderRoom HERE sharing a couple funny I-saw-people-masturbating-in-public stories.

Explaining (and showing) why our kids love us HERE.

Preparing for my next book signing event in Vermont HERE on May 18th, which you can RSVP for HERE.

Sharing THESE funny free Mother’s Day eCards to help raise money for a shelter.

On the cover of the latest issue of Real Mom Magazine HERE.

Was interviewed HERE by Martinis & Minivans.

Oh, and um…I hit 10,000 fans on Facebook! (!!!)
I will totally be celebrating this milestone, but more on that later.

Let’s hook up on Instagram, too:

Instagram

I try to hop onto the #SpikedPunch Twitter Party every Sunday at 9pm EST. Join me!

STUFF I LOVED THIS WEEK:

@AllieBrosh of Hyperbole and a Half explains depression, suicidal thoughts, hope, in a way we can all finally understand HERE. Welcome back, Allie.

@649point133 discussing her vaginal BFF HERE.

@AbbyHasIssues proves HERE that you don’t have to be a mom to get moms.

Kevin of @HomeAndUncool HERE taking his daughter bra shopping.

@Reedster2 HERE on the value of blog conferences.

@ThetaMom HERE on what we should consider before hitting “publish.”

FAVORITE TWEETS:

 

 

 


BLOG SPONSORS:

I have 3 wonderful blog sponsors. Please help me show them some love by checking them out & Liking them on Facebook & Twitter.

Daughter-in-Law Diaries = Advice, support, community for DILs.
My Pretty Chic Boutique = Etsy shop of stone & bead jewelry that I covet.
Splendid Junk Vintage = Etsy shop of lovely vintage goods.

Okay, now I think that’s everything. Back to your regularly-scheduled weekending…

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Why Our Kids Love Us

Kids don’t care.

They don’t care that your hair is going grey, or that your blonde glistens brighter than the sun.

They don’t care that their toys are bought from a thrift store, or cost more than a month’s rent.

They don’t care that your silver or purple or toffee stretch marks show when you’re in a swimsuit, or that your abs are made of steel.

They don’t care that sometimes you’re impatient and cranky, or that you use a flowery calm voice every time you’re near them.

They don’t care about what you think other moms are doing better, faster, sooner. They don’t care about what you’re comparing yourself against, making yourself feel not good enough because of.


Why Kids Love Their Moms by @LetMeStart #MothersDay

They just want you to help them with their homework.

They just want you to be silly with them.

They just want you to play with them.

They just want you to be you, and to do so with them.

Mother’s Day is filled with noodle necklaces, plaster handprints, and cards with enough crayon on them that they weigh half a pound.

But it’s also when we get to see our kids fill out little letters for us at school, which remind us of what they do notice, of what they do care about, of why they love us.

And it’s always the simple things we forget about, don’t worry about, that are the things they love us for the most.

This reminder is the best part of Mother’s Day of all.

Well, that and getting to see the pride on their faces when they hand all those noodles and wax and scribbles over to us.

Happy Mother’s Day, moms.

You’re loved more than you’ll ever know.

My almost 8yo son handed this over to me this morning. Looks like I'm not so bad, after all.

My almost 8yo son handed this over to me this morning. Looks like I’m not so bad, after all.

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