How Being A Parent is Like Being A Rock Star

1. Endless hours on the road with too many people in the vehicle.

2. Your job is to entertain a room full of loud, writhing maniacs.

3. If you do your job well, people ask when you’ll produce more.

4. You ask yourself daily: “Am I tripping?  Or did I really just see that?”

5. Your name is always shouted, never spoken.

6. Someone is always pulling at your clothes.

7. Groupies follow you to the bathroom.

8. There’s a different person in your bed every night.  Sometimes even two.

9. At the end of your work day, you’re sweaty and your hair is a mess.

10. Screaming is just part of the job.

Can You Feel It, Baby? I Can, Too.

 

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  1. says

    HA! Screaming is just part of the job.

    I do most of my screaming into a pillow because my kid is still pretty young, but I get that. I so get that.

  2. says

    Haha!! This is so true! Love the one about the groupies in the bathroom. So true!

    (Thanks for linking this up with us over at #findingthefunny last week!)

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