Tag Archives: Shit My Kids Ruined

10 Things My Ass Has Taught Me This Week

Posted on October 21, 2011 by

I had to see my vascular surgeon today, because the hemorrhoids my kids gave me during my pregnancies 4.5 & 6.5 years ago are relentless mutherfarkers. I thought I was gonna just go in for a routine Hemorrhoidectomy.  (Which sucks, by … Continue reading →

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My Kids Ruined My Back Door. Again.

Posted on October 19, 2011 by

My back door is broken again. And if by “back door” you think I mean the thing in my family room that opens up to the patio? You’re wrong. I mean my Asshole. My Asshole is broken.  Again. It worked … Continue reading →

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