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What to Expect at the Sprinkler Park

Last night when I dragged myself into the bathroom and began undressing for a shower, I found a purple latex balloon stuck to my nipple. I didn’t think the night would end that way. In fact, balloons weren’t even a … Continue reading

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Oops. Was I Being Sarcastic?

Not long ago, I was faced with a week of idiots. Rude, poorly-mannered, daft, inconsiderate people that could do so much better than they were doing.  What did I do about it? I sat down and wrote an article for … Continue reading

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The Cicadas Sent Me to the Mall. Yes, REALLY.

Paper-thin slices of sunlight striped the weeds around me. The air was thick with the richness of New England soil, but cool there beneath the pungent planks of a homemade deck. I listened to the buzz of crickets, my own … Continue reading

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The Most Uncomfortable Dinner Conversation in the History of the World

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever said in front of your parents? For me, one conversation comes to mind. Despite the fact that I’ve tried to burn it from my memory for many years now. You see, my parents … Continue reading

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Things I Stop Myself from Saying

I believe the only reason my “Things I Said” series has been popular here is because every single one of us says truly insane things to our kids on a regular basis. Just imagine if we said what we were really thinking. … Continue reading

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