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What to Expect at the Sprinkler Park
Last night when I dragged myself into the bathroom and began undressing for a shower, I found a purple latex balloon stuck to my nipple. I didn’t think the night would end that way. In fact, balloons weren’t even a … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor
Tagged Expectations, inThePowderRoom, Sprayground, Sprinkler Park
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Oops. Was I Being Sarcastic?
Not long ago, I was faced with a week of idiots. Rude, poorly-mannered, daft, inconsiderate people that could do so much better than they were doing. What did I do about it? I sat down and wrote an article for … Continue reading
The Cicadas Sent Me to the Mall. Yes, REALLY.
Paper-thin slices of sunlight striped the weeds around me. The air was thick with the richness of New England soil, but cool there beneath the pungent planks of a homemade deck. I listened to the buzz of crickets, my own … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, In The Powder Room, Me & My Time
Tagged 17 Year Cicadas, Cicadas, Cicadas in New Jersey, Humor, inThePowderRoom, My Childhood, The Mall
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Things I Stop Myself from Saying
I believe the only reason my “Things I Said” series has been popular here is because every single one of us says truly insane things to our kids on a regular basis. Just imagine if we said what we were really thinking. … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor, In The Powder Room, Lists & "How To..."
Tagged Funny Quotes, Honesty, Humor, inThePowderRoom, Nicknames
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