Want the perfect gift? Buy a book with a personal message for the recipient inside that’s autographed by the author (that would be me, in case you’re wondering)!
HOW TO BUY
1. Choose what you want and click the Buy Now button below the item.
2. Proceed to check-out via PayPal, which accepts all major credit cards.
3. In your notes to seller, tell me who to make the message out to and if there is anything special you want me to say.
4. I will personally sign the books and mail them directly once I see your purchase go through. Thank you!
Pee Alone/Be Alone TRILOGY $32 Shipped
Get all three books autographed and mailed to one location at a special discount.
I Just Want to Pee Alone $12 Shipped
“The Naked Starfish” is about the time I tried to go to a spa to relax with friends. It did not go well.
I Just Want to Be Alone $12 Shipped
“Love a Broad” details how romantic it is to travel with your husband while wanting to throttle him.
I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone $12 Shipped
“How to be a Terrible Mom” explains where I learned my skills.
You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth and Other Things You’ll Only Hear from Your Friends In The Powder Room $12 Shipped
“Then I Asked: What Should I Know About Having a Kid?” is full of a very, very honest inquiry.
Part of My World: Short Stories $5 Shipped
My first collection of short fictional stories.
Thank you for your order!