Tag Archives: SAHM

Things I Have Decided I No Longer Want In My Home

Posted on May 30, 2012 by

I’ve had enough, ThankYouVeryMuch. 1. Rice My kid doesn’t eat it. She celebrates gravity with it. Then I have to make her celebrate the Swivel Sweeper with it. 2. Black Magic Markers Kids never use any color other than this to … Continue reading →

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Things I Said: Coffee Before Vulvas Edition

Posted on May 17, 2012 by

~ ~ ~ My kids are weird. That is all. <– That is a button you can click for past Things I Said ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ How did you not notice you … Continue reading →

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Exploding Pants & My Bagel Belly: Are They Related?

Posted on May 15, 2012 by

My Bagel Belly has risen.  Again. Not surprising since it is, in fact, made of dough, and I have been eating Cookie Butter like I’m preparing for some Dessert Apolocalypse. I’m not quite vain enough to cry over the expansion of … Continue reading →

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Sitting on a Couch With a Bunch of Balloons

Posted on May 9, 2012 by

I used to sleep in on weekends. Head into downtown Manhattan. Walk around SoHo. Brunch with friends at funky cafés. I’d wander through designer boutiques for hours, splurge on a new handbag, then have a $2 slice of the best … Continue reading →

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Yet Again, I Show Strangers My Ass

Posted on May 8, 2012 by

A bunch of people saw my ass yesterday. You’d think I’d be used to this by now. But(t), usually when people see my ass I know it is about to happen. Yesterday morning, I heard a rip. I saw a little … Continue reading →

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