My daughter is in first grade. Every week the kids have to write 7 sentences, using their vocabulary words. Today she decided to make a story with her sentences. What we do is she tells me the sentence, I write it down–everything spelled correctly–and she copies it down on the assigned paper, underlining the vocabulary […]
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I watch the Golden Globes every year from around 5pm until the very end. I LOVE TV & MOVIES. So it felt perfect to write about them for NickMom – click here to see the Top 9 Best Things about the 2014 Golden Globes. And now I must prepare for the Oscars by waiting until […]
We laugh a lot in our house. Mostly because my kids are insane, but that’s not what I’m talking about today. Seriously: THEY ARE INSANE. Send help. Please? They can be cranky or sad or mid-brawl over who got to be Player One on Wii last time, but if any of the following occur, they […]
For those of you who could relate to Allow Me to Translate, which lists some Mom/Kid communication clarifications such as… “If I am ignoring you? I am trying not to yell at you.” …then I think you’ll enjoy Mom Translations. Click the image below to read more, then tell me: What are some of your Mom Translations? […]
I’m so done having kids that my barely-working ovaries wrapped their meager belongings in handkerchiefs and hung them on sticks ages ago, waiting for the first opportunity to skip town. If only my uterus would remove the padlock and my cervix could stop blocking things with the electronic invisible doggie fence it somehow got […]
FUNNY STUFF I would be remiss if I did not lather some much-belated appreciation upon Allison at Motherhood, WTF? for passing along the One Freakin’ Funny Blog award to me a couple weeks ago. Considering that usually people look at me like I’m a horrible woman/complete fool for doing things like calling my Preschooler a slut […]