Ready for a little holiday spirit?
Whether you’re looking for a laugh to relieve some holiday stress, or a sweet story to enjoy while sipping some cocoa, I’ve got you covered.
The Naughty
Signs Your Elf on the Shelf is on The Naughty List
Is your booze disappearing? Is there a Twilight-scale love triangle happening in your kids’ playroom? Check out this advice on how to see whether you need to get that Elf back to the North Pole before things get ugly.
The Ultimate Elf on the Shelf
So, your kids not responding to the pint-sized Elf on the Shelf? I’ve got a solution for you.
Real Moms Magazine: Holiday Issue
I made up my own magazine with articles mothers really want to read. Also? I’m on the cover with my very own kids.
How to Buy a Christmas Tree
Some people do it during a special outing with the whole family. I do it with a bottle of wine and a whole lotta cursing.
A Holiday Song for Moms
“Santa, Baby” has always creeped me out. So I changed the lyrics. You’re welcome.
The Ornaments We All Have on the Tree
Because not even Martha Stewart’s tree looked like a Martha Stewart Tree when she was a young mom.
Things I Said: ‘Tis the Season for Insanity Edition
The kind of parenting quotes that can only happen during this magical time of the DON’T MAKE ME CALL SANTA!!!
The Nice
Present
When I realized my Christmas Wish list was very, very different than usual.
Oh, Brother
The ’80s could have killed me, but at least I had someone by my side through it all. Then I went ahead and accidentally went all Full-Circle on myself.
The Gift I Found
Sometimes you find things in your son’s closet and they make you very, very happily surprised.
When Do Kids Stop Believing in Santa Claus?
It’s a lot of work and my kids are getting older…so what now?
The Elf Shaming
I created another website for the holidays with short picture posts that are guaranteed to make you laugh. Check out ElfShaming.com.
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