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A New Gig (Possibly for the Both of Us)
Mama’s got a brand new bag. Or, at least I will buy myself a new bag, now that I’ve got myself a new writing gig. Hooray! Bags! Come see me over on Today’s Mama as the newest New Jersey-based Parenting … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Things My Kids Say & Do, Today's Mama, Writing
Tagged Careers, Humor, kids, Parenting, Today's Mama
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What to Expect at the Sprinkler Park
Last night when I dragged myself into the bathroom and began undressing for a shower, I found a purple latex balloon stuck to my nipple. I didn’t think the night would end that way. In fact, balloons weren’t even a … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor
Tagged Expectations, inThePowderRoom, Sprayground, Sprinkler Park
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Ultimate Wedding Registry List: Repurposed for Parenthood
Remember how serious you were about registering for gifts before your wedding? Like, actually touching various towels and pondering china patterns for hours? At your bridal shower and after the wedding, you slowly opened each fragile, expensive, painstakingly selected gift … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Image, Lists & "How To...", Marriage
Tagged Home, Humor, Parenthood, Parenting, Wedding Registry
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Oops. Was I Being Sarcastic?
Not long ago, I was faced with a week of idiots. Rude, poorly-mannered, daft, inconsiderate people that could do so much better than they were doing. What did I do about it? I sat down and wrote an article for … Continue reading






