When my daughter decided to hide from me in the thrift shop so that we had to do a Code Adam lockdown while all of the shoppers helped me locate her? I was cool and organized when it happened, took care of what I had to, and once I found her I quietly told her […]
I Will Not Always Get to Do This
I look over to my right and see her eyes are closed. Gently, I lean over, confirming that her usually wildly expressive face and chatty mouth have gone soft with sleep. It crept in at some point during the movie while I was distracted, pressing on her until she couldn’t fight anymore, urging her to […]
Books I Read on Vacation
We planned our family vacation at a place where we knew the kids would have a frickin’ BLAST. That’s what we do, as parents, right? We spend our hard-earned cash and minimal free time on trips that are exhausting to prep for, never have quite the right kind of sleeping arrangements our old bodies require […]
This One is Dedicated to Anyone Who Has Had a Pain in the Ass
If you’re new around here, you might not know about my butt. Back when I started this blog in 2008, I was keeping a secret about my butt, going along and trying to be at least somewhat tactful on the internets as I plodded along. Then in 2011 I revealed my secret: I had been […]
Oh Diana
Okay, so last night I saw Wonder Woman (my 12-year-old son’s choice for his birthday). It was fantastic, but something happened during it that I didn’t expect. I mean, maybe I should have? But I didn’t. There comes a point in the movie a little ways in during which she rises — both to the occasion and literally […]
Summer Books Summer Books WOO HOO Summer Books
Let me cut to the chase: someone’s gonna win a $250 Amazon gift card and 8 great summer books, then A HUNDRED PEOPLE will win a free book, too. [throws confetti] I’ve done big giveaways with these fellow writers and bloggers before, and it’s always fun. So hop on to it to see which book I […]
How to Make Reading Lists on Facebook
I have a little tip that just might make your day: you can make friends lists on Facebook of people and Pages you want to read, when you want to read them. You know how right now you just pop onto Facebook and find a long, scrolling feed of status updates and links and pictures by, […]