Just for you: a Father’s Day gift guide that doesn’t suck. You’re welcome!
Here are 28 great ideas in all price ranges for the dads you love:
The Apple Watch because he loves new and confusing expensive gadgets.
A Logitech Universal Remote because why the hell are there so many remotes everywhere?
The Okuma fishing rod & reel combo because the kids have been asking him to take them fishing forever.
The Fitbit Surge Fitness Superwatch because he wants to get healthier.
Saucony Triumph SEO sneakers, the Runner’s World 2015 Editor’s Choice, because his feet need hugs, not hurts.
A diaper bag that doesn’t murder his street cred because it comes in over 30 color and print options—none of which are teddy bears.
Customize a sleek keychain with the year he became a dad, the latitude and longitude of where baby was born, or have the birthdates of all the kids stamped on because he should have happiness with him in the car.
Cards Against Humanity because you’re both terrible people who have terrible friends you want to play terrible games with.
TIE Starfighter cufflinks because he is SO DAMN EXCITED about the new Star Wars movie.
Give him the world with a push pin travel map because he can mark where he’s been and show the kids where he’d like to take them some day.
This set of Corksicle Chillsner Beer Chillers because no one likes warm beer.
This SUCK UK magnetic refrigerator beer bottle opener because convenience is awesome.
The #1 best-selling Sun Joe power washer because it feels good to use one of these bad boys.
The UniFlame 34” Slate & Marble Firepit because he loves roasting marshmallows with his post-BBQ beer.
Dad’s Book of Awesome Recipes because bacon.
A sleek-ass black wooden LED alarm clock because it looks like magic and also tells you the time and temperature OMG so cool!
Slide a snapshot of him and the kids in this Great Dad picture frame because it tells the truth.
Sex Checks because sometimes he’d like to cash in for a little boots-knockin’ time.
Arbonne Sky Soap for Men because when you smell him after he uses it you will want to have sex with him and I’m pretty sure he likes that kind of math.
A Conforma Memory Foam Pillow because he doesn’t need another pain in the neck in his life.
A SuperCade Arcade Machine loaded with over 50 old-school video games because you want his Man Cave to be the best thing ever created in the history of time.
Happy shopping and have a wonderful Father’s Day!