Let’s cut to the chase: I’m giving stuff away that you want.
1. Strong coffee
2. A funny neighbor
3. An escape
The delightfully talented Peyton Price of Suburban Haiku has released the cutest little hardcover book of the same name filled with quick quips about overzealous first-time parents, squirrel wars, PTA meetings, gossipy dads, iPads, being green, teenagers, smartphones at the farmer’s market, crap TV, bylaws, competitive moms, chores, Target, and more, all in haiku form.
You will laugh. You will nod. You will want this witty wordsmith to move in next door to you.
I’m going to give someone my copy. Yes, I thumbed through it while laughing and appreciating the sarcasm along the way, but I swear I didn’t spill anything on it (I think?). You want this cotton-candy-colored tome on your coffee table, on your guest room nightstand, propped up on a shelf in your powder room. It is the perfect gift for the friend like me who has given up on city life and is moving to the ‘Burbs. I mean, the lucky souls who get to move into a house. Yeaaaah…them.
So buy your friends a copy and enter to win one for yourself today!
Enter below to win:
1. A $25 Starbucks gift card. It’s one of Peyton Price’s favorite things!
2. A hardcover copy of Suburban Haiku. Read it and smile!
3. An autographed copy of my fictional collection, Part of My World: Short Stories. Peyton liked it, so you might, too!