I thought my kitchen would be a safe, clean place.
I was wrong.
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I’m warning you: I am decidedly NOT in the mood to be tooted on today.
No strangling yourselves, please.
Get off the cat AND off the table.
Why is there a campfire in the cookies?
abcd…wtf?
I think our kitchen has a 2-erupting-volcanoes-per-day limit.
No strangling yourselves, please.
Put Thor’s hammer down and finish your homework.
Fine, yes, the sink is Grendel’s girlfriend and your best friend is a purple ribbon. Got it. Can you please finish your breakfast now?
What are some crazy things you had to say to the kids lately?
I think the craziest thing I had to say to the kids recently was, “You can either pick your nose or toot. Mommy can only handle one gross thing at a time today.”
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If they could at least space it out a bit, that would be helpful.
Those are great!! Lets see… “Mom, kiss my butt like you love to do!!!” (as he literally bends over and slaps it, after he comes out of the shower. My son is 7 weighing about 45 pounds) Daughter squealing “GROSS!!!”.
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What’s with all the butt kissing? Why must they try to make this nastiness happen?? It is soooo noooot happennniiiinnngggg…
Haha! Love the campfire in the cookies….
But WHY? Why get a campfire from the basement, carry it upstairs, go into the kitchen, open the snack cabinet, pull out the cookie drawer, open the cookies, put it in the cookies, close the cookies, etc etc? WHY?????
Love the ABCD . . .WTF?! My things I say usually involve butts – like stop slapping your brother’s butt. We did have to tell one of ours to stop licking his own feet the other day . . .yeah . . .
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My daughter bites off her own toenails. I’m trying to look on the positive side of this (less clipping for me to do!) but still…EW.
There are so many to chose from, probably “you guys can pee at the same time but you can NOT poop together.”
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I agree with that rule. Whole-heartedly.
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