Crazy: It’s what’s for breakfast.
Every. Single. Morning.
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I don’t have time to fold you right now, so stop being a shirt.
Don’t touch his rainbow again. EVER.
Please tell me you’re at least wearing underwear.
I hope you’re not planning to try and sneak a snake to school again today.
A dozen and twelve is not a number, and stop calling him a baby.
Get the dragon off the table.
What are some crazy things you had to say to the kids lately?