I try not to let her near sharp objects.
This is why.
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Do I stab you with a fork when you annoy me? No? Then you don’t get to stab your brother with one when he annoys you.
We don’t use electrical cords at leashes, and you are not a dog.
If you rub him on the filthy floor, he won’t want to sleep with you tonight.
What did you expect to happen when you shoved the cat’s claw up your nose?
Get your hands out of your underwear if you want to help me make these cookies.
Please don’t kick him in the face again.
You only have permission to sing The Butt Song at home, got it?
Stop shoving needles in your brother’s anteater.
What are some crazy things you had to say to the kids lately?