…because you have other shizz to do.
Where I’ve been this week on the www.
All summed up so you can move on with your life.
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I clarified the differences between a brothel & a nail salon HERE.
Shared a photo of myself while very pregnant with kid#1 & explained all the unexpected things you will do as a parent HERE.
I read @TLanceB’s (of My Blog Can Beat Up Your Blog) short story entry for America’s Next Author contest HERE. He’s got the talent, so I gave him my vote.
Need to fix the caulk in my bathrooms. Talked about it HERE.
Mom-Shamed myself in another photo HERE on Blogging While Moms: Comic Relief. You can add your own (mom, dad, or non-parent #SelfShaming is all welcome) HERE.
Shared thoughts while on the road HERE.
Stuff I Loved:
THIS about a corn maze experience by @GonnaKillHim.
THIS beauty about how loss can give by Four Plus An Angel.
THIS by @NinjaMomBlog about the history of mornings with kids.
THIS fashion crime post by @TheNDM.
I think Beta Dad is a quiet genius. Pin these, share these, laugh-cry reading these. When I read the Goats one, I demanded he do another. The Dirty King made me swoon with comedic awesomeness. Click the images below & go stalk him right now.
Some of my favorite tweets:
After watching Calliou I reached up and ripped out my own ovaries.
— Your Friend Jen (@jlweinberg) October 8, 2012
I’m cheating on Target with Home Goods.
— I’mStillLearning (@HealthyMomSteph) October 10, 2012
Playdates are the weirdest. The kids spend half the time dunking things in milk and the other half watching each other poop.
— Erin Donovan (@gonnakillhim) October 11, 2012
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Okay, now I think that’s everything. Back to your regularly-scheduled weekending…
Thanks Kim. This was another stellar week at the funniest blog on the webz. I appreciate your support and friendship.
Lance recently posted..Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now
I saw you’re still in the running – very exciting! You’ve got the talent, mister, we just need to get you some more publicity.
You are the best, love seeing one of posts among the amazingness here. Thank you.
Jessica recently posted..Reading, writing and spelling
Your piece was just so beautiful, simple, and it resonates. It really does.
Reading your highlights post is always one of the highlights of my week. Making me feel happy and equally aware of how lazy I am.
Bethany @ Bad Parenting Moments recently posted..Seven Minutes in Heaven
You’re not lazy. You’re Awesomely Still.
Thanks for mentioning my caveman bit. I am with you 110% on Erin’s corn maze piece and BD’s Vietnamenglish translations. I love laughing that hard.
I LOLd throughout your Cave Mom one, too. You 3 are the Trifecta of Funny this week.