…because you have other shizz to do.
Where I’ve been this week on the www.
All summed up so you can move on with your life.
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I explained my process for buying red lipstick for my aging lips HERE.
My gang of funny moms at Blogging While Mom: Comic Relief has been #SelfShaming & #MomShaming HERE.
Got a new job as the Social Media Manager at InThePowderRoom.com - you can see my Bio & sexy headshot HERE. This means I’m in charge of getting you all to follow InThePowderRoom on Facebook & InThePowderRoom on Twitter by making them even more awesomely funny, highlighting the fabulous articles, and showcasing all the great goods on ITPR’s WeShop Store (like the gorgeous $30 necklace I co-designed, model & sell there). I’m really excited about this opportunity & hope you like what I do over there!
Shared an older, sweeter post of mine on BlogHer HERE.
Explained the perks of my being broken (again) HERE.
Wrote about 50 Shades of Grey & anal sex HERE.
Stuff I Loved: THIS by Underachiever’s Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess.
THIS by HouseTalkN.
My friend Jen from People I Want to Punch in the Throat wrote a book & I’ve been reading it while LMAO. You can buy it now for Kindle HERE. It sold so well the 1st day it went live on Amazon, that it already made it’s way to one of the top Kindle Humor books. So exciting!
Some of my favorite tweets:
You came out of my vagina, and I can’t have a bite of your cookie? #CampFireTalk
— GingerSnaap (@GingerSnaap37) October 6, 2012
Thanks to Dora 3yo keeps yelling out Spanish words at me. I highly suspect she is hurling insults at me but yo no se.
— Robin O’Bryant (@robinobryant) October 5, 2012
I think I need glasses. From the couch I thought that the DVR’s latest Blue’s Clues episode was titled,”Meth!” when actually, it was “Math!”
— Susan (@NoDomesticDiva) October 5, 2012
“Mom, it’s time to get up!”Oh, is it already elbow-to-the-tit o’clock?
— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) October 6, 2012
We think it might be time for someone to invent the Mommy Play Pen. Maybe we can call it Target.
— Blogging While Mom (@BlogWhileMom) October 1, 2012
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My Pretty Chic Boutique = Etsy shop of stone & bead jewelry that I covet.
Splendid Junk = Etsy shop of lovely vintage goods.
Okay, now I think that’s everything. Back to your regularly-scheduled weekending…
Congrats on the new gig! I would be insanely jealous, except I would never want to have to worry about getting a sexy headshot. That sounds like a lot of pressure, so I prefer to just whine about not getting new gigs instead
Seriously though, what took them so long to scoop you up? Congrats!
Abby recently posted..Stop, Drop and Roll
Thanks!
I’ve been writing weekly for them for months now, so this is a nice part-time gig that I can have fun doing. It’s perfect for me, so I was thrilled to be asked.
You can’t take on any new gigs right now, girl. You’ve got a cat to tend to. Don’t make that grey dictator jealous…you’ll be in trouble, for sure.
I know. I’ve been reading your stuff over there
As for the cat, I need another gig to pay for her expensive drug habit. Catnip isn’t cheap, you know.
Be careful or you’ll end up living in a cat crack house overrun with kitty pimps & hos.
congratulations kim
you deserve the recognition. don;t forget to forget us little people when you get bigger.
Lance recently posted..Hello, It’s Me
Thanks, Lance! I hope all is well with you. Been thinking about your family…
Congrats! Very awesome!
tracy@sellabitmum recently posted..How To Make A Katniss Everdeen Halloween Costume
Thank you, Tracy!
Congrats on the job!!!
Steph at I’m Still Learning recently posted..Fooducate: Making Better Choices While Grocery Shopping
Thanks, Steph!
I was actually really disappointed the Blue’s Clues episode was about “Math!” and not “Meth!” I thought the writers were going all Breaking Bad on me, and had my interest peaked for a moment!
Glad you liked the Tweet though…
Susan recently posted..Passion of the Housewife
That would definitely spice up the show. I’m so glad my kids are over that show…A CLUE! A CLUUUUUEEEE!!!!
Congrats on the job! Ellen
Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms recently posted..Thanks For The Complisult. How Clever.
Thanks Ellen! Don’t forget to follow along…
Yay, Kim! Congrats on the new job. You will ROCK it. So excited for you!!!
I’m excited, too!