…because you have other shizz to do.
Where I’ve been this week on the www.
All summed up so you can move on with your life.
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I may have injured my right rotator cuff, but that can’t stop me from checking in with you all this weekend. I just needed to take some prescription pain meds to make it happen. Ouch.
I made my first humor list graphic on InThePowderRoom HERE.
I was on national TV (for 4 amazingly insightful seconds) talking about my anus HERE (1st video at the 1:28 mark in the red shirt) on the Dr. Oz Show. More importantly, my hilarious friend Susan of Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva from was actually on stage, winning over the audience & the great Oz himself HERE.
MommyShorts invited me over to share my wisdom about cramming 2 kids into a little NYC apartment HERE.
You sent me pictures of yourselves in the 70s, 80s & 90s, so I shared them along side (un)flattering pictures of myself HERE. Giggles ensue.
I was touched by THIS post by People I Want to Punch in the Throat, where she decides to make a personal change, and talks about a recent post of mine about weight.
What were you like as a kid? I was a determined hippie at one point, who took a stand that I had to decide whether or not to stick by as I got older. I discussed that HERE.
Stuff I Loved:
THIS by @BetaDad is one of the funniest things I have ever read. He “translates” a children’s book. How it hasn’t gone viral is beyond me.
THIS by @WendiAarons. THIS by Hollow Tree Ventures. THIS by @NinjaMomBlog.
THIS video by new blogger @KatyInACorner is so funny & well done, you’d think she’s been around much longer.
Some of my favorite tweets:
“One person’s junk is another person’s treasure” says The Man in the Yellow Hat. Wink wink, nudge nudge, says my husband.
— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) September 30, 2012
How is it that the movie “Deep Impact” is not a porno?
— Jen Mitchell (@buriedwithkids) September 23, 2012
Everyone is going to weddings on Instagram. I’m watching Calliou and dreading bedtime.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) September 30, 2012
8yo lost a fingernail tonight (it was a long time coming. Note: don’t slam child’s finger in door). Now he thinks the nail fairy is coming.
— I’mStillLearning (@HealthyMomSteph) September 27, 2012
Under siege. Toddler is resisting bath by standing in the backyard aiming hose at the door.On “jet.” I sense awesome teenage years.
— Naptimewriting (@naptimewriting) September 26, 2012
Holy crap. New low:kept thinking I had a wedgie. went pee and found wrapped piece of gum in my undies. I was hiding it from 3year old.
— Christie Tate (@TheOutlawMama) September 26, 2012
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Okay, now I think that’s everything. Back to your regularly-scheduled weekending…









the highlight of my week was seeing you on dr. oz talking about your bottom
Lance recently posted..Bringing On The Heartbreak
I charm the nation with my anal talk, don’t I?
I have been so bad about keeping up with – well – everything lately. I really appreciate these posts. And thank you for the tweet round-up! I totally missed @TheOutlawMama’s gum wedgie!
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The gum wedgie is the BEST.
Well, don’t I feel special. Thank you.
You are, my dear. You are.
Thank you for recommending BetaDad. Effin hilarious.
Kristen Mae recently posted..Defending My Kid Against Douche Canoes
Everyone should stalk BetaDad. He is awesome.
I’m dizzy! And not from drinking! Speaking of drinking, I went to a bachelorette party Saturday night at a pub, had two drinks, got home at 10:30, and was sorry for it all day Sunday! What a light weight! I was beyond tired today… Your week was more awsome than mine! (But not more awsome than my new, well-kept secret: The Farm Kings! OMG! I feel like a dirty old lady watching it! http://blog.gactv.com/blog/2012/06/13/gacs-farm-kings10-siblings-1-goal-to-make-farming-cool-again/)
Lisa Nolan recently posted..We All Need Some Slow Time {PYHO & Real Life Wednesday}
OMG – the hair! THE HAIRRRR!!!!
P.S. They not only make farming “cool again” they make it hot! )
Lisa Nolan recently posted..We All Need Some Slow Time {PYHO & Real Life Wednesday}
An awesome roundup as usual, and I’m thrilled to be included.
I laughed my ass off at you on Dr. Oz! Oh wait, that was so insensitive; I am sorry about your ass.
hollow tree ventures recently posted..Top 10 Autumn Must-Haves
I had no idea they’d use that in the opening. Nothing like starting a show off with a busted anus.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for sharing my NickMom piece! I’m very fond of that one.
But I must say that Christie Tate’s Tweet is my FAVE think on this page. Yes, even stronger than my own vanity. See? I’m maturing.
Ninja Mom recently posted..Sitzpinkler! And other not nice words I call my son.
The gum wedgie will forever be in my heart.