…because you have other shizz to do.
Where I’ve been this week on the www.
All summed up so you can move on with your life.
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I may have injured my right rotator cuff, but that can’t stop me from checking in with you all this weekend. I just needed to take some prescription pain meds to make it happen. Ouch.
I made my first humor list graphic on InThePowderRoom HERE.
I was on national TV (for 4 amazingly insightful seconds) talking about my anus HERE (1st video at the 1:28 mark in the red shirt) on the Dr. Oz Show. More importantly, my hilarious friend Susan of Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva from was actually on stage, winning over the audience & the great Oz himself HERE.
You sent me pictures of yourselves in the 70s, 80s & 90s, so I shared them along side (un)flattering pictures of myself HERE. Giggles ensue.
What were you like as a kid? I was a determined hippie at one point, who took a stand that I had to decide whether or not to stick by as I got older. I discussed that HERE.
Stuff I Loved:
THIS by @BetaDad is one of the funniest things I have ever read. He “translates” a children’s book. How it hasn’t gone viral is beyond me.
THIS by @WendiAarons. THIS by Hollow Tree Ventures. THIS by @NinjaMomBlog.
THIS video by new blogger @KatyInACorner is so funny & well done, you’d think she’s been around much longer.
Some of my favorite tweets:
“One person’s junk is another person’s treasure” says The Man in the Yellow Hat. Wink wink, nudge nudge, says my husband.
— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) September 30, 2012
How is it that the movie “Deep Impact” is not a porno?
— Jen Mitchell (@buriedwithkids) September 23, 2012
Everyone is going to weddings on Instagram. I’m watching Calliou and dreading bedtime.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) September 30, 2012
8yo lost a fingernail tonight (it was a long time coming. Note: don’t slam child’s finger in door). Now he thinks the nail fairy is coming.
— I’mStillLearning (@HealthyMomSteph) September 27, 2012
Under siege. Toddler is resisting bath by standing in the backyard aiming hose at the door.On “jet.” I sense awesome teenage years.
— Naptimewriting (@naptimewriting) September 26, 2012
Holy crap. New low:kept thinking I had a wedgie. went pee and found wrapped piece of gum in my undies. I was hiding it from 3year old.
— Christie Tate (@TheOutlawMama) September 26, 2012
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Okay, now I think that’s everything. Back to your regularly-scheduled weekending…