…because you have other shizz to do.
Where I’ve been this week on the www.
All summed up so you can move on with your life.
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I showed you exactly what I weigh, putting my foot down about all this bullshit of women treating themselves like crap over a frigging number. The response was more than I imagined it ever would be. Thank you, to all of you who decided to share your number with me, too.
The Mouthy Housewives trusted me to give advice to one of their unsuspecting inquisitors. Poor thing.
One of my tweets was chosen a Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week by NickMom.
I’m now a lucky member of THIS great Pinterest board. Follow it. Really.
Got all Mayan Mom. Theoretically.
Some of my favorite tweets:
You open the doors to the fresh air and pesty flies rush in. You close the doors and pesty children can’t go out to play.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NinjaMomBlog) September 17, 2012
There’s not enough alcohol in this breath spray to make it through the day.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 21, 2012
Happy 12th birthday to my little girl. Seems like only yesterday you were a screaming baby and I was all, like, “WTF DID I DO?!?”
— moooooog35 (@moooooog35) September 22, 2012
Did I just use a Dustbuster to clean last night’s dinner off my kitchen table? Possibly.
— Robin O’Bryant (@robinobryant) September 20, 2012
I know it’s unfair, but I’m tougher on educators making typos than other people. It’s like when the gynecologist pap smearsyour throat.
— MarinkaNYC (@MarinkaNYC) September 22, 2012
Day 3 of No Sugar: I’d blow rails of Splenda off the ass of a dead hooker.
— Erin Donovan (@gonnakillhim) September 19, 2012
No, but I do kiss YOUR mother with this mouth.
— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) September 22, 2012
I have 4 wonderful blog sponsors (purchasers of ad space) who make me happy and help pay a babysitter so I can write without children hanging from my neck. Please help me show them some love by checking them out & Liking them on Facebook. Thanks! If you are interested in advertising here, ads start at $10/month (details here).
SuburbanHaiku = Clever, sweet & funny author of eBooks under $3.
Abby Has Issues (the Book) = 100% profits help animals in need.
My Pretty Chic Boutique = Etsy shop of stone & bead jewelry that I covet.
Splendid Junk = Etsy shop of lovely vintage goods.
Okay, now I think that’s everything. Back to your regularly-scheduled weekending…