Things 5yo Girls Think During Swimming Lessons

Four weeks of intensive swimming lessons for my 5yo & 7yo are over. It went WAY better than I had expected, especially considering how dramatic my daughter can be and how over-thinking my son can be.

I’ll sign them back up as soon as I know their soccer/dance schedules for the Fall…but I couldn’t end the summer swim experience without a list, now, could I?

I’m too scaried to get in the water.

Oh. A boogie board. Weeee!

I’M GONNA DROWND IF I EVER LET GO IF THIS BOOGIE BOARD EVER AGAIN.

This is fun!

Is it time to go home yet?

Is she looking? Is Mama looking? I think she’s looking. I MISS MAMA! 

My baving soup is soooo pretty. Oooooo…my skirt’s so swirly…

AAAAK! I’M SINKING! SIIIIIIINKIIIIIING!

I hope I get to jump in. I really wanna jump in. I’m gonna ask if I can jump in.

NOOOOOOO! HE SPLASHED ME IN THE FAAAAACE!!!

I gotta go peeps.

I don’t have to go peeps anymore.

Ooooooh..cool toys.  Fun! We get to play with toys in the water.

I WANT THE PINK OOOOOONNNNE!!! RIGHT! NOW!

I HATE THIS STUPID FACE POOL AND IT’S ONE POOPY PINK TOY.

It’s over already?? 

And now a word from my sponsor, who will make you laugh. I Pinky Swear. 

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20 Responses to Things 5yo Girls Think During Swimming Lessons

  1. Baving soup – hahahahahaha. Love it.
    Wub Boo Mummy recently posted..Bogey WarsMy Profile

  2. “I hate this stupid face pool” sorry to say, but that doesn’t seem to stop at age 5.

    This is a great list! It’s great that they took to the water. Congrats mom!

  3. Jester Queen says:

    I love the rendered toddler speech. One of the few ways in which I enjoy seeing an accent spelled out.
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  4. And what are the things mom’s thinking during all this? I can only imagine!
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  5. Ninja Mom says:

    My fave is

    “I gotta go peeps.

    I don’t have to go peeps anymore.”

    Yep.
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  6. Janel says:

    “I hope I get to jump in. I really wanna jump in. I’m gonna ask if I can jump in.” I’ve narrated this in my head I don’t know how many times.
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  7. I think we should petition to change the actual term to “baving soup.” I absolutely looove it.
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  8. Jessica says:

    Love the list. My daughter will always say, “But I hate getting my face wet.” Going to be a problem in the pool there kiddo.
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  9. You really got right into that 5 yo psyche. Perfect.
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