I was trying to reward them with pancakes.
I ended up torturing myself & everyone around us.
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Let’s not act like savages, okay?
Stop licking me.
We don’t eat butter with our hands.
We don’t eat pancakes with our hands, either.
You don’t have to like everything on your plate, but stop pretending you’re gonna throw up.
Stop spitting straw papers at those people over there.
It’s fine if you need you poop, but I don’t think everyone in the restaurant needs to hear all about it.
If you dump strawberry syrup everywhere, you’re toast. No. Not that toast. I’ll make YOU into toast. STOP LAUGHING, I AM THREATENING YOU. Just. Put. The. Syrup. DOWN.
No, no coffee for you.
What are some crazy things you had to say to the kids lately?