…because you have other shizz to do.
Where I’ve been this week on the www.
All summed up so you can move on with your life.
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(I admit that I am writing this on about 7 hours sleep for the past 5 days. Let’s keep it short, and I promise I have some goodies stored away for you for later this week.)
“Fact: Pretty much everything in the ladies’ gym locker room is covered in vagina.
This is something I struggle with each time I enter one (a gym, not a vagina), being that I am not a fan of getting up close and personal with strangers’ vaginas. I’m sure they are all lovely vaginas, but still. No thank you…”
And so starts my post from Friday on InThePowderRoom. CLICK HERE to read it. I have a feeling you might like this one. You might also appreciate how I introduce it HERE.
I am tired and happy and Holy Crap do I have stories from being at BlogHer12 in NYC this weekend. I will save those for later. But you should be warned: You will laugh. Oh, yes….you will laugh. I already explained why the www was flooded with chatter about it, whether you were interested or not. But my review will be all about the funny. Promise.
Do you want to win a $500 shopping spree or $1,000? Then read this.
I got a little Olympic fever. (Keyword being “little”)
This Tweet made me snort:
“Grown Ups 2″ is filming nearby. Not sure if I’m excited about stars being so close, or disappointed in humanity for letting this happen.
— moooooog35 (@moooooog35) August 4, 2012
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Okay, now I think that’s everything. Back to your regularly-scheduled weekending…
You didn’t call for bail money so I’m assuming everything was okay…or not, depending on how you look at it.
anxious for the stories
Lance recently posted..Can’t Get There From Here
Nothing illegal went down this weekend. Shockingly.
Seriously. Very. Shockingly.
I am in awe of your beauty, long legs and beauty – but more than anything your sense of humor is off the charts. I am so lucky to say you are my friend. One complaint about BlogHer 12, of all the swag in my bags, I don’t have a piece of you..you are delish..and I would happily get stuck in a service elevator with you any day of the week. Smooch
Underachieving Domestic Goddess recently posted..BlogHer 2012..I’ll Be in the Bathroom If You Need Me.
Please note; my fatigue and awe of your beauty combined, made me type beauty twice (4 times if you include this post..) smooch.
Underachieving Domestic Goddess recently posted..BlogHer 2012..I’ll Be in the Bathroom If You Need Me.
Well. I’m so glad that didn’t get awkward at all.
(Is that a lock of my hair in your hand?)
Can’t wait for all the dirt
and Olympic fever-ing right along with you!
Meredith recently posted..The Olympics: The Monday Review
I hope my “dirt” was worth the wait.