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The kitten is crazy. My kids are crazier.
Things got even stranger around here.
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So you’re saying your sister asked to be locked in the cat carrier…?
If either of you fall down those stairs, you’re in BIG trouble.
You’re doing great. Just don’t stab yourself in the face.
He’s not actually your baby, and either way? You’re not supposed to strangle him.
If you find it in your shoe, you DO NOT EAT IT.
Before you answer me, do you understand that I can see exactly what you’re doing?
Is that a love note to the kitten? Would you hurt him if you didn’t want to marry him? Do you understand this is a strange thing to even think of?
(During a playdate) I do NOT want to see a SINGLE penis or tushie down here!
Can you please stop drinking the sauce? Especially in public?
And now for some readers’ Things I Said:
“No I wasn’t aware how many barnacles a whale has on its butt” – Vanessa Morgan
“Your brother’s crack is not a credit card swiper” – VWLizard
“Did you just lick dog poo?” – Chrissie Blair Johnson
“Take your quesadilla out of the dustpan” – Monica Dahl
“Just because I am lean in the waist and young in the face, does NOT mean I am young. I am old and you are bothering the “*: outta me.” – Nina Angela McKissock
What are some crazy things you had to say to the kids lately?
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