I hired a new babysitter for the summer.
I met her in the grocery store.
She was a tall redhead, and we hit it off right away.
Even my kids took to her quickly.
Why RedBox is the best babysitter in town:
1. She’s cheap.
2. Everyone knows redheads are more fun.
3. She’s always available.
4. Even her friends – who all happen to look exactly like her – are just as reliable.
5. She’s a fabulous storyteller.
6. I wouldn’t mind at all if my husband met up with her alone one night. I’d actually kind of appreciate it.
7. She doesn’t mind if I return later than promised.
8. She doesn’t use my internet, phone, or Pay-Per-View cable channels.
9. She has the ability to shut my kids up for hours at a time.
Sure, I may not be able to put my kids in camp all summer long…but with my new babysitter? This summer home alone with 2 kids might not be so bad after all.