A bunch of people saw my ass yesterday.
You’d think I’d be used to this by now.
But(t), usually when people see my ass I know it is about to happen.
Yesterday morning, I heard a rip. I saw a little hole in the crotch of my linen pants. Meh, it’s not like I do split-leaps on school property when I pick my Preschooler up before lunch, so I just wore them there since I was running a little late.
When I got home, I noticed something a bit…drafty.
And realized that none of the approximately TWENTY adults I saw at pick-up yesterday felt the need to tell me that my ass was clearly visible through the holes in my pants.
EXHIBIT A for my Exposed Asscrack.
EXHIBIT B for my Bright White Buttcheek.
Mind you, my usual gaggle of girlfriends happened to not be at pickup today. I know I can reply on them to point out stuff like this.
But the rest of the parents in my kid’s class were. As were the parents of the other class who comes out the same door.
And nobody told me everybody could see my ass.
This, to me, is just like the old Spinach-In-The-Teeth Dilemma.
So, tell me, if you saw a woman with half her Back Door hanging out due to Holey Pants, would you tell her so she can hide it? Or would you stay quiet?
I’d tell her. I HAVE told people about TP on their shoe, food in teeth, exposed tags from skirts & shirts, unidentifiable debris on their face, embarrassing bits that can easily be fixed or hidden. I am discreet and quick about it.
Are you a Teller or a Too-Embarrassed-To-Teller?
Would you have pointed out my exposed ass yesterday?
PS When I told my husband this & showed him the pants? He smiled and said “That is GREAT.” Sigh….and here I thought I’d get some sympathy.
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