My mom would be so proud. *sniff*
The day is mere hours old, and look at the search terms already used to find my blog:
- Clearly, I have one central topic on my blog. Ahem.
I’m strongly considering carrying this list with me at all times,
so when people ask what I write about here, I can just hand it over.
And in case you assume these people were misled?
Allow me to introduce the posts found by these search terms:
Adventure Time Werewolf
Birds That Look Like Penguins
House Rules
How To Enjoy Being A Parent
Bear Grylls Piss Meme
How To Poop With A Hemorrhoid
Center of Ass Bunches Up Is It A Thong
Elf Masturbating
You’re welcome.
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About Kim Bongiorno at LetMeStartBySaying
I'm a mom, wife, and writer, trying to dodge things Life keeps throwing at my head. Like lemons. And poop.
To learn more about my 3 books and professional writing gigs, visit me at KimBongiornoWrites.com.
It’s still too early for me to have spit coffee all over myself, but, I thank you all the same. Adventure Time Werewolf? Hell to the YEAH!
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I cropped it out, but you should know that TWO PEOPLE found me with that search today. So, I win. Obviously.
Nice. I always love the search terms people use to find me!
Sometimes, if I need a good laugh, I check mine out.
People. Are. Weird.
What does it say about me that the first one I clicked on was “Elf Masturbating”? And that as soon as I saw the post I was all like, “Of course – elf masturbating!”
Never mind, I don’t want to know.
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But of COURSE!! An elf stole my laptop and masturbated! Duh…..
That is very funny… and VERY clever of you to point out! Cool post!
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Just wait til you start seeing how people find your blog. The terms people actually type into Google? Bah. Nanas.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Now THAT, is some funny stuff.
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I love search terms. they make me happy.
I love doing posts like this, and as you know, mentioned an “ass” or a “thong” is money in terms of deviant search terms for your blog.
This made me check mine and the top three today are “Mariah Carey in yellow latex” “how to be a bossy bitch” and “squirrels in Polish babushkas.” My work here is done.
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Yours are so awesome I can’t stand it.
Mine are mostly about assholes, body hair & rules.
Bitch, that’s the back of your business card.
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And I need to update my business cards. AWESOME IDEA.
Best search terms ever!
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Adventure time werewolves are the best kind of werewolves around, dontcha think?
I love you. I really really love you. MADE MY DAY. *snort*
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I do what I can….