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Dogs, Danger & Time Machines.
Just don’t ask them to pass the scissors.
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No, you can’t do today’s homework last night. That would require a Time Machine. We don’t have a Time Machine. Just sit down and do your homework, please.
Excuse me, doggies, may I please have a seat?
I am gonna assume your “NO I DIDN’T!” means “Yes, I did”. And now you’re in trouble for both lying to me and for writing on your brother’s homework.
Get back in the bathroom, actually use soap and water on your face this time, and look in the mirror for accuracy.
We don’t throw scissors at people. No, not even kid scissors. That doesn’t make it any better.
Your Cute Factor just wore out, kid. It’s now time to go.
If you’re topless, I prefer you not dance in front of the window, please.
Fine. You can have a Spongebob Underwater Dalmatian Rainbow Pirate Ice Cream Sundae Birthday party, but there’s no chance at all we’re doing this at Chuck E. Cheese.
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