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Mom Translations

March 12, 2012 By Kim Bongiorno at LetMeStartBySaying 12 Comments

For those of you who could relate to Allow Me to Translate, which lists some Mom/Kid communication clarifications such as…

“If I am ignoring you?  I am trying not to yell at you.”

…then I think you’ll enjoy Mom Translations.

Click the image below to read more, then tell me:  What are some of your Mom Translations?

Mom Translations: By Kim B. at Let Me Start By Saying Blog

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  1. Victoria KP says

    March 12, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    Oh my goodness, it’s like you’ve been listening in at my house!
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    • Let Me Start By Saying says

      March 12, 2012 at 9:44 pm

      I get around, Victoria… 😉

      Reply
  2. Ziva says

    March 12, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    How about:
    “No darling you can’t have Mummy’s juice”
    Translation:
    “I’m not quite ready to give my 3 year old wine.”

    Reply
    • Let Me Start By Saying says

      March 12, 2012 at 9:45 pm

      Probably a good call, lol!

      Reply
  3. Jessie Powell says

    March 12, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    I have read and enjoyed all of your blinkbooks. The humor ones are my favorites, but the pictures in the sweet ones are breathtaking!
    Jessie Powell recently posted..Studio 30+My Profile

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    • Let Me Start By Saying says

      March 12, 2012 at 9:47 pm

      Thanks so much, Jessie! I’m really enjoying writing them.

      Reply
  4. PrudenceLee says

    March 14, 2012 at 12:16 am

    I’m saying: “Do you want to watch a movie or going at the mall?”
    Translation: “I want to be alone”
    Sometimes I’m asking that with my husband.. Especially when I’m busy with my blogging.
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    • Let Me Start By Saying says

      March 15, 2012 at 5:44 am

      LOL! Yes, I like to slip in a “you” rather than an “us” when making activity suggestions to my own….

      Reply
  5. Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms says

    March 14, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Nice! Here it would be “Please stop strangling the cat before she removes your eyeballs with her claws.” Ellen
    Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms recently posted..Hope SpringsMy Profile

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    • Let Me Start By Saying says

      March 15, 2012 at 5:45 am

      Yes, why must they treat cats – the things with the sharpest claws – like Gumby dolls?

      Reply
  6. The Bearded Iris says

    March 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Oh Lordy, these are all fantastic. I can relate to every single one, but of course the last one with the chocolate/poop is my favorite. Please promise me you won’t publish this into a coffee table book because if our kids get a hold of this translator we’re in big trouble.
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    • Let Me Start By Saying says

      March 15, 2012 at 5:45 am

      I will keep The Truth from them, don’t worry. I’d hate for the little buggers to discover all our secrets.

      Reply

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