She told me that if she poops on the potty, she wants:
2. A scooter
4. Pink toilet paper with princesses on it
6. Pink stones on the wall with princesses in the middle (apparently the natural stone tiles in the powder room are not passing muster)
7. To watch Dora
I was gonna let her have 2 Smarties candies.
I don’t think we’re quite on the same page.